plz talk dirty to me
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
