I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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