then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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