All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she pinky promised me she was 18
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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