You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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