I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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