lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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