At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
this must be what syphilis tastes like
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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