ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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