my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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