ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
