I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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