he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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