He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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