My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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