My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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