He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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