normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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