Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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