I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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