no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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