He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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