i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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