just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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