wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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