Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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