She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
