Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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