Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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