Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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