The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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