Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Do plants get herpes?
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