she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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