Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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