Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
don't judge my taste in strippers
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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