He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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