Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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