went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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