It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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