Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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