Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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