yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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