carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my shit smells like andre
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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