She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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