Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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