woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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