I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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