super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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