are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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