You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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